Delirium Tremens according to me

She is the most beautiful golden Belgian blond that you will ever see. Every time I look at her, I drool and I crave her like I have craved nothing before. Her strawberry spicy smell and her big beautiful head! She comes on smooth and sweet but leaves you burning and wanting more at the end with her distinct flavor hiding the surprisingly strong intoxicant. To the pink elephant beer! Oh I want to run to deli and get one right now.